Effie

Effie will perform Eff-Bomb from her latest compilation album

"Hello, Good thanks. It's me... EFFIE. Yes, the Stunning Megastar slash Cultural Icon.

Fellow boofheads, I have exciting news that will have youse dancing in the streets... to quote my good friends David and Mick...

Yes. I've signed a record deal! Genius I know. None of youse will be surprised but I have been chased, sleazed on and schmoozed for years to release an album. Of course the only condition being that I don't actually sing on it.

If that works for Britney it can work for the Effster.

This piece of 'must have music' is called, 'Effie's Classic 90s Hits'. It's a collection of my favourite songs from that unforgettable decade."

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